Ohhhh! So, that’s why she acts all lame whenever she gets an award. Ok, we totally forgive her now.

What do you think he’s doing with his fortune?

It’s Colts vs. Saints, there’s no reason to be cheering for Team Jacob, guys.

Cheering for the Saints is now equated with Kendra not potentially mucking up the gene pool more than she already has.

Okay, understandable. But Dax Shepard’s babies? He’s that guy from Let’s Go to Prison, right?

Is it his love of New Orleans, his secret man-crush on Reggie Bush, or the hope that Peyton Manning will never make another commercial as long as he lives that makes him love the Saints so?

But apparently, Alex Meraz’ bite isn’t as big as his abs.

She’s joining a cast of other ridiculously good-looking blondes for a movie based on the true story of the shark attack girl.

A sci-fi Western? Well, it can’t be as bad as Wild, Wild West, right?  Right?!  Tell me it won’t be as bad!

She really should – that way it doesn’t matter who wins the Super Bowl, because everyone’s a winner.

House of Dereon?  Why can’t celebrities just name their clothes after themselves – “Neat shirt!”  “Thanks – it’s Tacky Stuff Beyonce Made.”