These days, celebrities are writing autobiographies as often as they’re getting DUI’s. The problem is that most of these celebrity autobiographies are boring and stupid. This one is going to be awesome.

The next Twilight installments looks to be almost as melodramatic as its predecessors, something we weren’t sure was even possible.

Good grief, that’s almost as bad as the legendary Kathy Hilton sex lessons.

Uhhh… I just realized that sounds like her crotch.  Really she’s just going back to her old hairdo for a day, which is actually probably worse for than her crotch.

Why do all the kids who were bullied in school turn into famous, hot actors and actresses?

First Michael Jackson, now Corey Haim?  At least we know how Corey Feldman is going to die — of loneliness.

A million other ladies probably agree! We’re just happy she’s finally letting her true feelings show.

From actress to popstar, Hilary Duff is now adding novelist to her resume?

According to witnesses, Demi Lovato and Joe Jonas looked pretty cozy together after the Academy Awards…could the Jemi speculations be true???