Everyone is going crazy about Lindsay Lohan’s plans to sue E-Trade for their commercials depicting a talking “milk-aholic” baby, which Lindsay claims was clearly meant to represent her. We think the only “crazy” thing about Lindsay’s lawsuit is that she’s playing it so low-key by only going after $100 million, when she should actually be aiming her lawyers at taking down the vast conspiracy of powerful forces hell-bent on destroying her (the E-Trade people are just the tip of the iceberg).
Here are 5 more entities that definitely deserve to feel the full wrath of Lindsay Lohan’s Crack Legal Team:
1. Those…