These days, celebrities are writing autobiographies as often as they’re getting DUI’s. The problem is that most of these celebrity autobiographies are boring and stupid. This one is going to be awesome.

From actress to popstar, Hilary Duff is now adding novelist to her resume?

A million other ladies probably agree! We’re just happy she’s finally letting her true feelings show.

First Michael Jackson, now Corey Haim?  At least we know how Corey Feldman is going to die — of loneliness.

Why do all the kids who were bullied in school turn into famous, hot actors and actresses?

Uhhh… I just realized that sounds like her crotch.  Really she’s just going back to her old hairdo for a day, which is actually probably worse for than her crotch.

Good grief, that’s almost as bad as the legendary Kathy Hilton sex lessons.

The next Twilight installments looks to be almost as melodramatic as its predecessors, something we weren’t sure was even possible.

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