We’ve always been aware that country singer, Jessica Simpson didn’t rate high on the Mensa scale of intellect, but now she has proved beyond a shadow of a doubt that she really doesn’t have both oars in the water!

Apparently, the blonde bimbo star of Dukes of Hazard, is all broken up over the loss of her little pouch, Daisy. But she believes she’ll get Daisy back if she offers a reward for the safe return of her special little furry friend.

The former girlfriend of the Dallas Cowboy’s Quarterback, Tony Romo, Twittered on Monday night that her furry best friend had been snatched by a coyote right in front of her. ‘My heart is broken because a coyote took my precious Daisy right in front of our eyes. HORROR! We are searching. Hoping. Please help!”

The 29 year old ex wife of Nick Lachey, obviously is unaware that following her baby Daisy being carted off, by what she believes to be a coyote, it is highly unlikely that the guilty party will be reading reward notes attached to local lamp posts and trees, and is even less likely to come knocking on Simpson’s front door, Daisy in paw!

In fact, the coyote has, probably by now, swallowed the last tasty morsel that ‘was Daisy’, has flossed the unwanted fur from his teeth and retired for the evening with a nice full tummy!