There were microphones everywhere at last night’s Oscar ceremonies to capture both the planned and unplanned utterances of our favorite celebrities.
In a super secret, dangeously covert operation, Celebuzz managed to plant teeny-tiny sound recording devices into the hair of a number of Oscar celebrities.  The audio recordings we extracted at Post-Oscar parties revealed some surprising results. 
Check out what some of the male men manly hair was really saying, you know, If Oscar Hair Could Talk….