I’m usually one to defend Lindsay Lohan against attacks from most other blog writers. Mostly because she’s hot and has big natural tits that she loves to show; but no matter how selfish my reasons, the fact is that I do defend her. Except for today, when she seems to have lost her marbles. LiLo announced this morning that she is suing E-Trade over a TV commercial where babies “talk” to each other and one of them mentions the name Lindsay and calls her a milk-o-holic. The $100 million lawsuit claims that the use of the name Lindsay implies it’s about LiLo and the term “milk-o-holic” refers to her past struggles with alcohol.

Regarding the lawsuit, Lohan’s rep issued this statement:

They used the name Lindsay. They’re using her name as a parody of her life. Why didn’t they use the name Susan? This is a subliminal message. Everybody’s talking about it and saying it’s Lindsay Lohan.